Why are Matteney always joking around about sexing it up in real life? It’s like they want us dead.
actual fucking tears are rolling down my eyes oh my fucking god
I’m imagining the phone call to get Matty and CC on the Ellen show. Jen calls CC and asks her to do a skit with her. Matty happened to be there as well…naked in bed with CC. The rest is history.
It’s officially my birthday today. I’m not sure how I feel about it.
but there’s a curse between us, between me and you.