(Source: gagasdoublechin)
Why are Matteney always joking around about sexing it up in real life? It’s like they want us dead.

aums:
actual fucking tears are rolling down my eyes oh my fucking god
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I’m imagining the phone call to get Matty and CC on the Ellen show. Jen calls CC and asks her to do a skit with her. Matty happened to be there as well…naked in bed with CC. The rest is history.
It’s officially my birthday today. I’m not sure how I feel about it.
The Nekci Menij Show - Episode 17 - Butifel Lier